Sfptusa: volume

"It's A Round, Round World"
Columbus:
Ferdinand:
It's a round, round world
I contend it's round, and it's gonna be found
When all the results are in
It's a round world now and it's always been

Flat Flat world It's a flat, flat world I insist it's flat as a welcoming mat And he's sailing off the end How about our crazy Italian friend: Get hip, would I climb aboard this ship If I didn't have odds the earth was highly You're a square, square king If you don't believe You're gonna receive The shock of your royal life When the ship pulls in at Miami. Crew: Yo, ho, ho and a Dramamine
We are loyal subjects of the king and queen
But what kind of nut would you have to be
To borrow a ship and put out to sea
When you don't know what's on the other side
No wonder I'm turning three shades green And it's always Trip get hip, would I climb Crew: Crazy kind of scheme
Ferdinand:
It's a miracle if it is
Crew: Yo, ho, ho through the wind and rain
"It's A Round, Round World" (Reprise)
Columbus:
Indians:
Perhaps we can pick up some kind of work Columbus: Please don't call us, we'll call you
Ferdinand: Step aside pal, meet the new
Both: Big cheeses of this round, round world
"Take An Indian To Lunch"
Take an Indian to lunch this week Show him we're a regular bunch this week Show him we're as liberal as can be Let him know he's almost as good as we Make a feathered friend feel fed this week Overlook the fact he's red this week Let him share our Quaker Oats 'Cause he's useful when he votes Take an Indian to lunch Two, four, six, eight, who do we tolerate Indians, Indians, rah; rah; rah Take an Indian to lunch this week Let him sit right down and munch this week Let's give in and all do the brotherhood bit Just make sure we don't make a habit of it Take an Indian to dine this week Show him we don't draw the line this week We know everyone can't be As American as we After all, we came over on the Mayflower Take an Indian Not a wooden Indian But a real, live Indian To lunch! "Top Hat, White Feather, And Tails"
Put on your top hat White feather and tails Paint up your faces You reds and you pales Put on your beaded goods We're gonna do the woods Tap-dance up the hills and down the dales (à la Harry Richman) Remember thum day This all will be mirth (yeth thir!) Right here on Broadway Corner fifty firth (yeth thir!) You'll be a vital part Of all the terribly smart set In your top hat, white feather, and tails Dance up to your penthouse And look at the view Mix with the show folk And Park Avenue (yeth thir!) So gay and so aloof Name-dropping on the rooftop Drinking champagne by the pails. In your top hat, white feather, and tails! "A Man Can't Be Too Careful What He Signs These Days"
Come on and put your name on the dotted line I gotta be particular what I sign It's just a piece of paper Just a piece of paper, that's what you say Come on and put your signature on the list It looks to have a subversive twist How silly to assume it Won't you nom de plum it today You're so skittish Who possibly could care if you do The un-British activities committee, that's who Let's have a little drink-o and fill the quill It sounds a little pink-o to me but still Knock off the timid manner If you want a banner to raise Banner to raise You must take a stand For this brave new land For who wants to live So conservative? I don't disagree but a man can't be Too careful what he signs these days "Everybody Wants To Be An Art Director"
Look at the colors you chose The best you could do I suppose A peppermint stripe with royal blue The same as the British colors too Now how will we tell whose side is who? Look at the colors you chose Why couldn't it have been puce Lavender over chartreuse Or possibly some exotic shade A delicate orange, mauve, or jade Instead of the choice that has been made Why couldn't it have been possibly cinnamon Everybody wants to be an art director Everybody wants to call the shots Everybody wants to be a flag dissector Changing all my stars to polka dots Everybody thinks that they're the final word On what is strictly out and what is in Howdja like a flag that features fleur-de-lis On ochre corrugated tin!

Source: http://listivus.net/SFP/SFPtUSA_Volume1.pdf